parotcardsroxy:

notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat:

parotcardsroxy:

heliacal-paladin-deactivated202:

parotcardsroxy:

heliacal-paladin-deactivated202:

parotcardsroxy:

amogus being put down

Why are you a furry?

what

The hands. They’re paws.

you know what? i dedicate this doodle sheet to you, tumblr user heliacal-paladin. you’ve won

still couldn’t resist leaving some claws in

SHUT THE FUCK UP

(via fishmech)

funnytwittertweets:

(via thatsthat24)

wingwisher:

roach-works:

andmaybegayer:

wereblossoms:

istandonsnowpiles:

yr-tiktok-mom:

When the joke goes too far and you end up a girl

Lmao thank you for this tag

This is the opposite of egg, if you do this for a year and you’re still cis, you are the cis-est person alive. He has his gender cum laude.

he’s got an honorary transmasc doctorate from Forced To Wear A Dress University

#gender is a performance#gender is a performance and this fella is locked into a show contract

 @nyansense-the-nyanbinary​ how dare you leave this in tags?

funnytwittertweets:

unfortunate-waitress:

hello-its-a-jo:

unfortunate-waitress:

If i’m telling you, “this is a hot plate.” But I make no effort to put it down, i’m internally yelling at you to move your shit. Your phone. Your keys. Your bread. Whatever is directly in front of you is from that point on is now classified as your shit. The shit you are suddenly responsibly for and I am burning my hands for. Move your shit. I’m not going to move it for you.

Shoutout to the people who see me approaching with their food and immediately start clearing the way for me. You are the real MVPs. You know what’s up. You understand.

As for everybody else. Move. Your. Shit.

Me

We see that and we respect the fuck out of you. Thank you.

(via heymrsamerica)

broosepayne:

Keep reading

psyche-witch:

Being Canadian is amazing because you get to watch everyone else not comprehend the utter size of moose

scifigrl47:

I like how the pumpkin at the base of the mailbox looks like it’s watching this attack and screaming in horror.

ignescent:

So the first time I saw this, I thought the moose was really short with a weirdly big head, because it was the height of the mailbox. I’ve now realized it’s kneeling and am once again afraid of just how /big/ moose are.

alex51324:

It took some time for my brain to parse the antlers, and until then, I thought this was a bear.  

synebluetoo:

Jesus, look at the size of that thing. Bloody hell. His pumpkin now. 

shutyourmoustache:

You’ve been visited by the Halloween moose. May god have mercy on your soul.

(via spongebobssquarepants)